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In the middle of the millionth meltdown of the day, my 5yo said “I’m just so frustrating” (instead of “frustrated”) and I’ve never agreed with her more
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) December 6, 2021
Hey if you could spare a prayer for my 2-year-old right now, his granola bar wrapper was pulled down slightly too low and it’s unclear if a recovery from this is possible.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 9, 2021
My 5 year-old foster child, who is jumping on the trampoline with me in his backyard, tells me that he will be landing on an airplane if he falls on it.
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) December 9, 2021
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— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 4, 2021
When 2 requests toast, he will mean peanut butter spread on bread. DON’T, and I don’t think this can be stressed enough: DO NOT TOAST THE BROWN.
— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) December 4, 2021
3 got a toy stethoscope and I’m happy to report that my heart beep sounds very good
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 10, 2021
Mama to Mommy, Mommy to Mama. Now I want $20.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 4, 2021
My son was invited to give a speech at school on his family’s holiday traditions. He said he was going to speak about Hanukkah. we’re not Jewish though…
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) December 10, 2021
My children won’t say a word all morning until it’s time to leave for school, then they host a talk show
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) December 7, 2021
thoughts and prayers for my husband as our five year old looked him straight in the eyes and told him “your jokes aren’t funny”
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) December 5, 2021
Watching football with your 11 y/o daughter is fun because when you get frustrated at your team, she asks calming questions like, “Daddy, do you really think you can do better than the players?”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) December 5, 2021
Six was eager to get the pizza delivered and set up food for his family. The box was quickly thrown on the table and he ran to the door. How could this happen? He then opened the box he accused me of ordering an upside down pizza, “Why would you do that?!”
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) December 9, 2021
I never understood how the little drummer boy’s parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 6, 2021
If you buy a box of donuts for your kids and then eat the box of donuts before your kids see it, it’s as if the box of donuts never existed, I hope
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) December 7, 2021
5 told me she can’t help me clean up her toys because she’s tired from all the work she does in kindergarten. When I asked her what she meant by work, she said “ugh they’re always making us write our names”.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) December 7, 2021
Red Cross: Blood donation is one of the most meaningful gifts you could give.
Kids: [all screaming while opening their presents]
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 4, 2021
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 6, 2021
They warned me that raising four children would bring on a lot of stress, which I believed.
They are always creating and performing new plays for me.
Musicians can burst at any time.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2021
My newborn was crying and I started humming Rage Against The Machine.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) December 5, 2021
He wore his long-sleeved Christmas sweater today as he headed to school.
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 8, 2021