ChristmasIs it a weird time Year.

And that’s a good thing.

We are finally free to let loose after 11 months of conforming. This holiday season, we can enjoy ugly sweaters and songs about animals that save the holidays, as well as Hallmark movies with people who don’t buy greeting cards.

You’re doing all these weird things anyway, so add some weird shopping to your activities.

HuffPost, as always this time of year, is helping out with our annual guide to this holiday season’s most bizarre gifts, such as musical toilet paper, cheese carved into the shape of a cellphone and even bacon-scented wrapping paper.

One look at our guide and you’ll be dreaming of a weird Christmas, just like the ones we used to know.

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Rolls of musical toilet paper
Toilet paper, although wrapping paper gets most of the Christmas attention, is also No. 1. 1 and No. A person can always use more TP — especially when it comes in a musical box.
Wrapping paper in Bacon-Scented
Bacon is a favorite smell for some. But frankly, giving uncooked bacon as a gift is impractical — and slimy. Instead, give instead. wrapping paper scented just like cured pork belly. MMMMMMMM.
Toilet Snake
While hosting people during the holidays is fun, they may insist that their bathroom be used by someone else. There are many options. toilet snakeEncourage your guests to be consistent with the directions you give them.
Fine Art Version Of Woman Yelling At Cat
The art is all in your eyes, but anyone who loves it will be a fan. fine art rendition of the popular meme.
Wrapping personalized gifts
What can you tell a neurotic narcissist who has a good sense of humor? Themselves.
Bernie Sanders And His Mittens Tree Ornament
This Christmas ornament features a democratic socialist and will be a hit with the Democratic Socialist in your Life. Sen. Bernie Sanders in his meme-worthy mittens.
Coozie and Fishing Pole Combination
You want to be able to fish, but keep your beverages cold. We all should! Many thanks to ChillNReel, it’s possible. The coozie is basically a cup with a fishing rod and line.
Light-Up Peeing Santa Sweater
Santa, like everyone else has to respond to nature’s call. Unlike everyone else, his bathroom break gets memoralized in an ugly sweater.It’s hard not to love holidays.
Poop Soap On Rope
Nothing beats the feeling of getting clean by taking a bath. a piece of soap designed to look like a dookie. Science is moving forward.
Costume for Sexy Elf from the Shelf
You should keep the Elf of the Shelf on your fireplace mantle. Be prepared! if this one ends up in a part of the house that’s a little more … private.
Coozie with ugly christmas sweater
Although ugly Christmas sweaters should keep you warm during the colder months, they can be very uncomfortable. these are meant to keep drinks cold. It’s a lot of fun to deal with this contradiction when you are slightly buzzed.
The Tubble
One of the greatest pleasures in life is taking a bath. However, outside of advertisements for erectile disorder products and hot tubs you seldom see them outdoors. The Tubble makes it possible to bathe in pretty much any environment — even in an actual bathroom.
Cheese carving for cell phones
Oh, I got you a phone! It’s so sweet!
“Actually this one is better. It’s made from cheese.”
It’s not possible to make phone calls.
“No, it’s cheese.”
I can’t scroll Instagram”
“No, it’s cheese.”
“I cannot take selfies with this.”
You can use another camera to capture a picture with the device, though it won’t be able to take photographs.
“What do you think I should do with a cheesephone?”
“Eat it?”
“You’re weird.”
The Sex Toy Doubles as a Safe
You can imagine this: A burglar breaks into your home, but thieves aren’t able to take any valuables because they have locked the loot in. a lubed-up sex toy that doubles as a safe.
Okay, it’s not impossible for us to imagine.
Dog Goggles
Is it your dog need goggles?
You might not. You should upload photos of Fido wearing them on your social media.
Candles for baby hands
For this purpose, we are carrying a torch. these candles shaped like baby hands.
Get dressed up as a Sexy Grinch
These are the best sexy Grinch costume won’t stop Christmas — or anything else — from coming. It may even make your heart grow three times.
Deer Pong Game
Is beer pong getting a little boring? Here’s a Christmas-perfect variation. Deer pong!
Toothbrush that gets all the teeth at once
It can be difficult to brush your teeth if you are not a good at it. It is necessary to brush every tooth until it becomes clean. Ugh. The SymplBrushIt simplifies everything. Simply put it in your mouth, and the device will brush your uppers and lowers simultaneously. Thanks for the technology.
Sniff Relief Mask
“So how congested do you actually feel?”
“Enough is enough that I will wear it a modified Lone Ranger maskFor relief
“That’s congested.”
Flamingo Beverage Tub
Flamingos are able to stand one leg. However, Flamingos can only stand on one leg. they are holding drinks for youIt’s better if they both use them.
True Crime Ugly Christmas Sweater
These are the best murder-themed ugly Christmas sweater True crime enthusiasts will be kept warm as they learn about the latest cold cases.
Cape for Christmas Tree Cat
These are the best Christmas tree cat cape could make a lovely photo — if you can get your cat to wear it. We tried. We tried.
Johnny Rotten Jigsaw puzzle
You ask people how they will react to your gift. a puzzle of Sex Pistols singer Johnny RottenAre you looking for gifts this Christmas? Perhaps very puzzled.
Candles For Birthdays Doubles as Joints
Are birthday candles unable to ignite a flame with you? Imagine if these candles could be transformed into joints by being filled with pot. That’s the beauty of — wait for it — the Birthjay.
Eye Massager
“Whatcha doing?”
“Massaging my eyes.”
“How does it feel?”
It’s something that I never imagined myself doing, but it was something I received as a gift.
Hulk Hogan Slippers
Gift these slippers to a Hulk Hogan fanAnd they’ll have to wrestle with the big issue: these gorgeous shoes don’t fit with any holiday outfit. Sad.
Reindeer Hat For Pets
“If I love you so deeply, then why would you not want to?” make me look like some other animal?”
Pillow Cube
If you prefer to sleep on your side, it is likely that you will need to fluff the pillow to align with your neck. It’s not so with the Pillow Cube.Being square can be a positive thing for once.
Jay And Silent Bob Jesus Sweater
It’s J.C.’s big birthday! Shouldn’t your ugly Christmas sweater reflect that? Damn skippy!
Jolly AF Socks
Snowflake Females Are Sexy
This is one snowflake It will melt hearts.
Jaws Ugly Christmas Sweater
You want to be a major star at Christmas parties? You won’t find anything better a sweater of a classic popcorn flick.God Bless Us All
Get Smell-Proof Bags
The smell of herbs is a common problem during holidays. The smell of rosemary, thyme and oregano can be a problem for some. These are all good options to avoid causing a major stink. smell-proof bags.
Shower Specifics
To make sure that you don’t react to shampoo ingredients, it is important to understand the label. It was once that shower steam could fog your reading glasses. The ShowerSpecsEnd a problem no one thought existed. Yay!
The Meowy Christmas Prank Gift card
This card may look like any other Christmas card. But it isn’t. actually more fiendish.After the envelope is opened, the receiver will hear “Meow!” Meow! Meow!” The card will be kept for many hours until it’s destroyed. They will be able to collect all the glitter. “Meowy Christmas” indeed.
Pop Rocks With Pot in Them
You want to gift an adult a thoughtful present? How about Urb Rocks — they are like Pop Rocks, but with pot in them. There has never been a more elegant holiday.
Sh!tShow Wines
While you could buy many wonderful wines for Christmas gifts, only the ones with the highest quality grapes are acceptable. “Sh!tShow” nameshow how people felt about the past two years.
Mobile Phone Pillow
Although looking at your phone every day is normal, it can be exhausting. How do you deal with this? This is what you should do. mobile phone pillow will allow hands-free use of the phone so you can do other things — like snack?
Passin’ Gas In Class Book
Are your relatives complaining about you insisting on “Twas the Night before Christmas” every night? This holiday tradition might make for a great family tradition. a book about the hazards of public flatulenceSome of your closest friends may find it more modern than others.
12 Days Of IPAs Beer Set
Do you want to celebrate 12 Days of Christmas with swimming swans or leaping lords? You are welcome to join me. But, I want to be your guest. a hoppier way to celebrate the holidays.
AC/DC Beer
AC/DC sang it, yes.You Shook Me All Night Long.” You can also try to sing along with the following lyrics. AC/DC beers, You’re likely to end up with a lot of frothy sludge. This is just my opinion.
Delicious Christmas Recipes
Santa will have a very long night ahead and should probably not eat. cannabis edibles. But don’t worry if he does take some for his annual holiday vacation.
Canvas Tote with Secret Wine Spigot
The canvas bag is an excellent way to keep your things organized. It can also contain a secret wine spigot, it becomes essential.
The Weirdest Book
This book’s title This is the message everyone needs to hear every now and again. HuffPost Weird News wishes you a Merry Christmas!


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